You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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