Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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