we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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