i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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