The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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