Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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