Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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