how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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