Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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