Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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