Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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