im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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