would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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