Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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