I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him