Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He felt like a one man threesome
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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