Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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