Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
handjob tips. give me some.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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