She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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