No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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