Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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