maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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