By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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