Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Enjoy the penises
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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