the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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