Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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