So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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