did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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