So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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