How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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