No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
