i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz