im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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