My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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