The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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