our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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