Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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