Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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