What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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