seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
