Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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