I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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