does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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