I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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