Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
