Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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