he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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