Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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