we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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