I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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