So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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