when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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