The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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