do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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