I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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