he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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